I'm an official iPhone developer! Muwahahahaha!! >:)
All in one day I upgraded to the new MobileMe platform from .Mac (I'm excited by SproutCore, so I was eager to test it out), download and update my iPod touch to the 2.0 software and grab a bunch of apps AND got an email from my personal savior, Steve Jobs (well, his company... but Apple IS Steve, so it's all the same):

You have never seen someone dive for their credit card and complete an online purchase so fast! I spent today organizing my laptop making space for the dev tools and such, getting my account setup and the various needed keys and certificates, and testing a couple apps loaded onto my iPod. So beautiful it makes me cry. *sniff*
I LOVE YOU STEVE!